zero is not a number, merely a concept.
zero is not a number, merely a concept.
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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Turning you on turns me on. (via lonerstoner801)

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rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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softna:

i need a two hour long hug

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